Thursday, July 10, 2008

Gallactus - Nine Mile Wood

Y’know, if I didn’t know any better, I would almost think this was going to be one kick ass cover of “Ballroom Blitz”. Ready, Steve?

Fuck. No. I was then kicked in the balls by Gallactus’ COSMIC BONG DOOM, straight out of the mean streets of Sussex, New Brunswick.

Gallactus and Blood Royal are responsible for one of the worst drunks of my life and for that and love and loathe them both.

The G-Men’s latest platter “Nine Mile Wood” is a pretty varied record. Well, as varied as COSMIC BONG DOOM can be, right?

The opening track THE FURY is fast heavy and brutal. Honestly I was hoping the record would be like that but alas, I’m a douchebag.

There are a couple of spots on this record that drag a bit, and one spot in particular that reminds me A LOT of a tune from their last record, EMPIRE OF THE EYE, but hey I’m not THAT picky.

COSMIC BONG DOOM is here to kick your nuts and steal your girl. And your beer.
HANG FROM THE LOCUST NOOSE!!!!

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